Panda falls while reaching for tastier food

After the results for this years successful breeding program were announced Lingling the giant panda decided he was free from his responsibilities of maintaining the population. He later commented “A Panda can only take so much, Stuck in this cycle of eating bamboo and impregnating hundreds of females has left me craving more. Those leaves at the top sure seemed tasty.” Of course no translators were present and this is purely conjeture. No comment was availible on if the fall had any effect on Linglings mental state. He is now firmly back in pup production.

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